troyesivan:

mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle

(via barack-obottm)

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sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

(via threecheersforfolie)

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3 hours ago

king-18:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

(Source: insanihty, via dinosaursandgumdrops)

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3 hours ago

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via mandibuzz)

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3 hours ago

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave, via threecheersforfolie)

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3 hours ago
lacigreen:

i hereby motion to make this law

lacigreen:

i hereby motion to make this law

(Source: super-women, via dinosaursandgumdrops)

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3 hours ago

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

(via lonely-titans)

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3 hours ago

m4ge:

how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets

(via what-a-catastrophe)

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3 hours ago

Reblog if you’re insecure with how you look.

The amount of notes on this makes me sad.

(Source: boys-and-suicide, via what-a-catastrophe)

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3 hours ago

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via follovver)

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3 hours ago
skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall

skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall

(Source: theaerosex, via dot7310)

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3 hours ago

swansongofuyulala:

winterinthetardis:

i love how the daleks look exactly the same now as they did 50 years ago

but the cybermen, on the other hand,

image

look completely different

image

i guess you could say they upgraded

Cyber men’s society is based on making stuff better

Dalek society believes they are already the best they could be so why change

(via lonely-titans)

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3 hours ago

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(via lindsaylohoean)

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3 hours ago

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via theadventuresofsandshoes)

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3 hours ago

elisaddiq:

the acceptance of her flaws is what made her flawless

(Source: betterthankanyebitch, via fatwink)

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3 hours ago
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